pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
shutupaubrey: i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
slenclerman: yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
fugrats: yoooooooo crunchwrap supremes are so good
cassandrasawesome: Damn, pretty people are so lucky
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
tonyy-stark182: mr-radical: fuckpalpitoad: SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE Assholes.
voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. are you canadian
titaniumbutt: you may be the but i am the
Verily never will God change the condition of a people until they change what is...– Qur’an 13:11 - Reminder that your desire to change starts from within you. (via faahrishta)
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
If anyone’s ever seen the show Unsolved Mysteries, I am currently watching it. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers.