May 2013
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
shutupaubrey:
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
slenclerman:
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
fugrats:
yoooooooo crunchwrap supremes are so good
cassandrasawesome:
Damn, pretty people are so lucky
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
tonyy-stark182:
mr-radical:
fuckpalpitoad:
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT
im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE
Assholes.
voldemortandco:
zubat:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
titaniumbutt:
you may be the
but i am the
“Verily never will God change the condition of a people until they change what is...”
– Qur’an 13:11 -
Reminder that your desire to change starts from within you.
(via faahrishta)
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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If anyone’s ever seen the show Unsolved Mysteries, I am currently watching it. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
